this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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