Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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