ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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