I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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