im having a threesome with these popsicles
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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