i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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