Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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