Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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