break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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