Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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