North Korea, Best Korea!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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