remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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