Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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