wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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