It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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