I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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