Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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