I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
