Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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