I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
