3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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