Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
