what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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