he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I pour the whiskey from now on
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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