im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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