you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
