It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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