yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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