so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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