How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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