ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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