well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i barfeds in our rink
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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