her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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