Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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