We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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