This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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