The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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