Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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