i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
