Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
