Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Hippo gnu deer
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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