Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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