we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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