She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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