The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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