Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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