I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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