You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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