Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
