Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
pop tarts are not kleenex
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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