What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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