Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will pee on everything he values.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
